Elevated, distinctive, still witty

A beautiful coffee house with a dry sense of humour.

This version pulls Casa Berlim back upmarket: calmer, warmer, more polished. The uniqueness is now in the details — monograms, Porto tile rhythm, restrained packaging, and deadpan copy — rather than making the whole brand shout.

Luxury cueDark patisserie restraint.
Local cuePorto texture, lightly handled.
Humour cueDry lines, never clownish.
Four refined directions

Less spectacle. More taste.

Keeping the earlier strategic routes, but smoothing the edges: sophisticated first, playful second. Each direction can still support funny campaigns, but the shop itself should feel grown-up and desirable.

01 · strongest luxury base
CB
Chocolate · cream · port red · old gold

Midnight Patisserie

Deep espresso, cream paper, quiet gold. The premium route: giftable boxes, polished menus, intimate evening coffee. Distinctive through restraint, not ornament.

Most upmarketBest for packagingElegant foundation
02 · campaign voice
Polite
damage.

Sugar with Standards

The funnier route, now more editorial than cheeky. Think small deadpan lines on receipts, cups, posters and box interiors — never bubbly, never forced.

Dry humourSocial/campaignStill sophisticated
03 · Porto texture
CB

Azulejo Salon

Porto tile rhythm, but softened and abstracted. Elegant enough for an upmarket room; local enough to feel rooted. Ideal for interiors, wrapping paper, napkins and signage details.

Most PortoWarmInterior-friendly
04 · cooler edge
Berlim
After
Dark
A little fashion, not too much nightclub.

After-Hours Café

The contemporary route: richer aubergine-black tones, cropped typography, slightly fashion-adjacent. Good if you want the shop to feel cooler, but this version keeps it polished.

CoolestMerch strongControlled edge
Touchpoints

Premium objects with small jokes.

The brand should feel expensive in the hand. The humour can appear as tiny details — a receipt line, box interior, cup warning — not as the main visual identity.

Cups

Cream or blush cups with a quiet CB mark. Rotating one-liners sit small near the rim: “contains optimism”, “second cake pending”.

Boxes

Dark boxes, refined seal, minimal exterior. The joke lives inside the lid so the product remains premium from the outside.

Casa
Berlim
Window / poster tone
A very serious place for unserious decisions.
Campaign voice

Elegant deadpan.

Funny, but adult. The tone should sound like a stylish friend quietly enabling you, not a brand trying too hard to be quirky.

Poster“A bakery for people who were only getting coffee.”Soft, relatable, premium-safe.
Packaging“Open with dignity. Continue as you wish.”Good inner-lid line.
Social“We made something small and ruined your plans.”More playful, still elegant.
Street“Porto, please try to behave.”Launch line with a wink.
Launch campaign

Only Getting Coffee.

The campaign admits the little lie at the heart of Casa Berlim: people walk in for coffee, then leave with cake, a box, and absolutely no credible defence.

01 · Tease

Porto, please try to behave.

  • Window vinyl and neighbourhood posters.
  • “Something small is coming to ruin your plans.”
  • Quiet CB seal, tile border, cream paper.
02 · Launch

For people who were only getting coffee.

  • Opening-week posters, reels, pavement sign.
  • Receipt confessions and box inserts.
  • Hero line becomes the public campaign.
03 · Habit

The daily exception.

  • Morning ritual content and local office drops.
  • Stamped CB loyalty cards.
  • “Coffee first. Explanations later.”
04 · Gift

Arrive with cake. Look thoughtful.

  • Weekend/dinner-party packaging push.
  • Gift cards and premium box photography.
  • “A box that does most of the apology.”
Launch song / audio identity

“Only Getting Coffee”

A warm bossa-lounge launch song: stylish, Porto-adjacent, lightly funny. It can be used as a 30-second reel hook or extended into a full opening-week track.

Music direction

Elegant Portuguese-influenced bossa nova lounge pop, 92 BPM, upright bass, brushed drums, nylon-string guitar, soft piano, light vibraphone, café ambience, warm intimate alto vocal. Premium and witty — not a novelty jingle.Hook: Casa Berlim, I was only getting coffee / now there’s sugar on my sleeve / A beautiful place for unserious decisions / Casa Berlim, please don’t make me leave.

Short cutdown lyrics

Casa Berlim, I was only getting coffee. Casa Berlim, now there’s sugar on my sleeve. A beautiful place for unserious decisions. Casa Berlim, please don’t make me leave.
Chloe's revised pick

Lead with Midnight Patisserie. Layer in Azulejo Salon.

This is the best balance: clearly upmarket, beautiful on packaging, rooted in Porto, and still flexible enough for witty campaigns. Use the humour as a restrained copy system, not the visual foundation.

Core lookEspresso, cream, old gold, port red.
Distinctive deviceElegant CB monogram + abstract tile rhythm.
Campaign layerDry, self-aware one-liners in small doses.
Audio layer“Only Getting Coffee” as launch song/reel hook.